Old Ares Had A Farm
Sorry I have so many, I couldn't type out every one. I hope I got everyone's favorites!
So, what brings you here? 27kb
It'll be great fighting by your side, we'll take no prisoners 41kb
Reinvent myself....sexy enough 124kb
Really! 7kb
Ah, plantation, some slaves...flute playing girls 58kb
I don't want to spoil your waltz down memory lane, but Ares ain't living here. 41kb
When I was a god, I couldn't have fixed this place. 23kb
See now you're scaring me 16kb
What? I was doing a thing 39kb
Don't look at me...little as possible 57kb
Not the butt! If that leaves a mark... 55kb
After you 11kb
Alright.. what did you want me to do with the rags 57kb
I'd rather do that 17kb
Okay I hid the rags....now they're gone 61kb
Okay 17kb
Neighbor: Despoil her of her Chastity, again and again and again. Ares: Oh the beast 65kb
Oh the beast 13kb
Hey uh, drop by again.... vegetables 93kb
Oh.. so you still get to be warrior 44kb
You know the sad thing? I believe you! 42kb
The thief is still here...didn't see a thing 94kb
Very, very good 17kb
Like a ghost? 20kb
You mortals go to the most incredible places... unexplained phenomenon 52kb
Are you two insane?... it's hard 83kb
Let me guess, this is your favorite part 37kb
It's a big bed, the three of us can sleep in there 41kb
We certainly are 21kb
I'm in Taturus 22kb
Oh thank God I'm a country boy 25kb
An ample breastplate to be sure 21kb
Shh.. it's a wolf 43kb
Gabrielle: Don't they have dogs on Olympus? Ares: Not one headed ones 34kb
Get it off me! 14kb
Well I'm not interested in that kind of relationship 34kb
Oh now.... we'll never get rid of it 32kb
Is there anything you and I agree on? Oh yeah, anything else? 49kb
Can it get any worse 13kb
Neighbor lady. Hello 25kb
See the lady? Say hello to the lady 37kb
Neighbor: Isn't war just terrible? Ares: A crime against humanity 39kb
You mean slave girls 23kb
Well I spoil them 15kb
Was that rain...fix the roof 29kb
Think that's funny? Yuck it up! 34kb
Oh I'm just lying here..... and the dog has it's tongue in my mouth 144kb
I'm guessing these are the accessories 25kb
This dog is incredibly needy 24kb
Alright, now you're talking 32kb
Careful, I'm beginning to like that 27kb
You plan to drive me insane 23kb
As the farmer:
What are you doing? 18kb
Get back on in the house woman 21kb
What do you want? 11kb
Yes sir, yes I have. That'd be you 22kb
He stayed here a couple nights ago.... herada (sp?) pass 46kb
(laughs) my women was about to take on an entire army.... just a little bit of attitude 124kb
I think that says a lot about you 18kb
Hey do not be throwing things at my dog 39kb
I think I'll call you....let's go kill some chickens 75kb
Absurd and yet at the same time ridiculous 42kb
One gray, one blue.. never seen him 38kb
That's not a dog, that's a horse. We breed 'em small 'round here 43kb
Hey, I like his company. It's not like he takes care of all my problems 39kb
Once I'm outta chickens, I might just move on 32kb
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