Please. Think of these caverns as your home away from home. When the pressures of life get too much, feel free to come here and relax. 126kb

Laugh (and a bit of the kewl music) 82kb

Your job is to get humans to fill the ranks of my bacchai 39kb

Thank you for bringing your charming friends. 37kb

Really? Please let me show you around. 63kb

Never fails, huh? Chicks always dig guys with horns. Iolaus 40kb

Life is full of disappointments. 35kb

If you don't bring them back, you'll all suffer. 33kb

'I have you already. Why should I agree to this?' 'Ah, your innate sense of decency and fair play?' 83kb

 Your innate sense of decency and fair play? Iolaus 22kb

Bad laugh <G> 'Very well Hercules. I could do with the exercise.' 118

Stop or be destroyed! 67kb

Balls in your court horn boy. Deal with it. Orpheus 27kb

Oh but it is your problem. 19kb

Foolish mortal! I am eternal! 56kb

Our deal is over. You're both mine again! 42kb

Then it has come to this. My half-brother has challenged my will for the last time. 82kb

And Hercules will be destroyed. 96kb

Or I'm gonna get very, very cranky. You got that? 48kb

Returning my enchanted lyre. You know I knew I was missing something. 46kb

To be replaced for a second time by Hercules! I will destroy him! 59kb

What do you want? 21kb

No nononono. I'm afraid I just can't do that. 70kb

Darling (this reminds me of Lurch from The Addams Family LOL) 33kb

Is it? 13kb

'Smells like trouble' 'Iolaus!' 'Come on, I always wanted to say that!' Herc and Iolaus 39kb

And just how do you plan to stop me? 26kb

The pain of this loss is more than anything I could inflict. But when your sorrow fades, I will find you and take my revenge. 168kb

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