Wait a minute. You're not dead. Get outta here! 78kb

Charon? What do I look like a showgirl, huh? You want I should do a bubble bath? Charon. 91kb

Alright, get on the boat. But he can't! Hades would rip my arms off.....(Charon's complaints <G>) 238kb

Executive officer in charge of transport, aquatic division, first class, punk! And I don't help the living. 89kb

I am Hades! Who dares to invoke my name?

Did you really come all this way and expect special treatment because you're the privileged son of Zeus? 59kb

Is that true? 9kb

I get God of the Otherside. Hanging around for eternity with nothing but dead people. Doesn't seem fair. 71kb

'She was a Bacchai. She did evil things for an evil god. All Bacchai go to Tarturus.' 'Why is that? You know it means it sounds like you made up that rule just cuz you don't like Bacchus or something.' Herc 'So what if I did? The guys the biggest worm in the family.' 175kb

Ha! You can't be serious. 23kb

'Greater than Zeus.' 'Yeah. The legend of your compassion would sweep the world' Herc 'My image could use a boost.' 90kb

'If you can earn the woman's forgiving embrace, then you'll be allowed to remain in the Elysian Fields forever.' 'What if she can't?' Herc 'Tarturus' 100kb

You, Euridyce and Jason may go to the Elysian Fields and remain there until the sand has run it's course. 123kb

Ex-Bacchai in the Elysian Fields, living mortals running around the place like it was a tourist attraction. Maybe I should just open it up to everyone and charge admission. 81kb

'What if we don't?' Herc 'Then you are condemned to Tarturus, forever'. 60kb

It is done. 9kb

'A soul can't leave it's place of final judgement.' 'But it can be traded.' Herc 47kb

It's not your time. Besides no one sacrifices themselves for another. 52kb

You know the rules. All Bacchai go to Tarturus. 33kb

A worthy sacrifice I agree.

There's the gate to Tarturus. I accept your terms. Sacrifice yourself and Sara is saved. 80kb

So you both meant it. Such courage is rare. Perhaps people can change and become worthy of the Elysian Fields. 85kb

Come along. This is your lucky day. 28kb

Hercules. Nephew. You've given me a lot to think about. 71kb

'Let me save you the trip' 'Whoa I'm not rubbing this guys Bunions.' Jason 'What? No no. Just wait. Come on, hit me.' Herc 90kb

'And Jason will rub your bunions.' 'What?' Jason 30kb

Uncle Hades, it is wrong to condemn people after they've changed for the good! Now you can prove yourself to be an even greater god than my father Zeus. He doesn't care about mortals but you do. 121kb

I've got tickets for the dunk booth. Guess whose inside. Initials E-olaus. 53kb

'Hey mister executive officer of transportation and whatever...he's here to see his uncle.' 'Get outta here.' Charon 'His uncle's Hades and his father's Zeus.' 108kb

Actually he spent most of his 'privileged' life being ignored by his father. 43kb

Hey! What about me? 30kb

'Sir, have you ever been in love?' 'No, sadly I have not.' Hades 59kb

'I haven't either but from what I hear it makes people do some pretty foolish things.' 'Such as?' 'Such as rowing down the river Styx, such as taking on your elite guards. Such as messing with an Olympian God as powerful and...handsome as yourself.' 'Foolish things all of them, I agree.' Hades 210kb

Well then let me go with them. I can keep an eye on your fool-in-love nephew and make sure he doesn't do any foolish things in the Elysian Fields. 67kb

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