"Oh my god it's Kevin Sorbo. Oh oh mamma mamma ah.. Oh the humanity! So how's about an autograph for dear old brother?" 137KB

"Umm Oh yeah Baywatch BC. Seems your loyal staff found themselves in something of a crunch...drop the ax." 130KB

"What about those cheesy blue screen effects? They look so fake." Herc "Ares what do you want?" "Merchandising rights." "Get in Line." "I deserve some compensation for the weekly slander I endure." 197KB

"And you are still living a lie." 28kb

Herc "Hey would you look at that." "What?" "This is where you get out." Ares in background "You son of a.." "You should always wear you seatbelt." 85kb

JPB "Look. Don't touch." 23kb

"I'll be glad to put you down before it comes to that." 27kb

"Iny Meny Miny Die" 51kb

"Is he dead?" Liz "Don't tease me." 16kb

"Is he dead" 8kb

"Ten Hut" 9kb

"I think I got something in my eye." 19kb

"I know it..Mr. Harry S. Truman." 80kb

"Well I thought I'd seen it all.." Rob "Yeah? How 'bout Yanni live.." "I stand corrected." 128kb

"Well I thought I'd seen it all" 19kb

"I stand corrected."11kb

Rob "Picture this." Herc's religious voice "Would you care to make a donation to the church of solar consciousness?" 86kb

Sorbo "I don't mean to interrupt ..I'm not sure that's a message we want to send." 176kb

"What the hell you trying to say Tapert" 17kb

"Time to throw a Rob on the Barbie." 86kb

"I 'priciate that Sorbo." 16kb

The Irish Leprechaun 88kb

"I swear there ain't nothing like an old fashion...glued to the tube." 58kb

"I couldn't have said it better my own self." 23kb

JPB semi-singing "Rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air." 77kb

Sonny "She hasn't been the same since Ginger Spice left the group." "Dear god in heaven say it ain't so!" 58kb

"Woo doggy! Looks like actor boy..does he?" 54kb

Liz "Are you two losers done yet?" "Now we're done" 103kb

"Now we're done." 10kb

"I don't like the looks of this, no sir." 21kb

JPB "Leaves only one question to be asked." Ares "Because you have the world..can't have that." "Oh. My. God. Of. War." 175kb

"I just can't have that" 11kb

"Oh. My. God. Of. War." 43kb

"This is not over people." 17kb

"You. What a disappointment you've turned out to be." BS "Wait. You promised me my own network." "Did I say that?" "Yeah" "I'm sorry..town again." 187kb

"Did I say that?" 7kb

"You will never work in this town again." 26kb

BS "Where there is television, there'll always be BS." Kevin "He's got that right." 43kb

JPB "I find it kind of comforting myself." 20kb

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