The Great Comedy Debate
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The comedy debate topic was "is sex the most important thing in a relationship". Kevin was on the affirmative team. If you'd like to download Kevin's bit, it's in a zip format. Click Here it's about 2MB
The first four are from interviews Kevin's team did on the Ski slope before the debate
Kevin asking ~ Sex is the, and I choose this word very carefully, sex is the most important thing in a relationship. You're thoughts on that. 69kb
Guy responded ~ Communication is more important. Kevin ~ I'm not saying you can't talk while you're doing it 24kb
A guy responding to the same question first he said it'd be in the top five then ~ I say the top two, how about that? Kevin ~ Okay it's getting better. Another 5 minutes it'll be number 1 51kb
Kev responding when a lady was making sense to one of his teammates ~ The women's an obvious plant. Don't believe a word of that. I'm sorry 39kb
The rest is Kevin's chance to convince the audience of his point of view. Please note, it may be hard to tell from the sounds, but Kevin takes very little of it seriously. I've also cut out some stuff (like laughter) to make the files smaller
The first part is Craig and Rebecca ribbing Kev (they were on the opposite team) Craig ~ Good Beginning Kev Rebecca ~ Going well. Kevin ~ Sex is the most important thing in a relationship. (pause) Yep. 102kb After that, he walks away as if that was all he needed to say.
You know, I'm really unaccustomed to being questioned on these matters 61kb
The number of chinless.... if it's not the most important, it's not up there pal! 153kb
(Just a clip of the last sound cuz I thought it was funny on it's own) If it's not the most important, it's not up there pal 30kb
And I let them shuffle off to the rest of their sad, flaccid lives. 42kb
Some guys said, well it'd be in the top 5.... top 2. Second is first loser people! 123kb
It is the first looser.... you will be a bad root 66kb
That's a heavy sack of oats to drag around with you 44kb
I meet a complete stranger.... I'm going to root you 92kb
You will be mine. This very day 40kb
(Talking about his relationship with his mechanic) He knows what I'm thinking when I come in there, as he slides out covered in grease from under the VW 81kb
(Why his relationship w/his mechanic is good) He's secure in the knowledge that every day I go in there, I make that decision not to root him 49kb
And as a result, my car purrs like a kitten purely because I choose not to ride him.... 94kb
purrs like a kitten 14kb
You know what happens....you could get a cracked head. 105kb
The only fair way I've got to decide who to root or not.... I'm rolling the dice 118kb
This is a hilarious bit about how numbers on a dice are sexual (because of his previous comment on rolling the dice) One... It's the union of two souls 37kb
Two. The beast, thank you Craig, of two backs 31kb
Three. The holy trinity, the word of god, spoken by missionaries.... the missionary position! 55kb
Five. The fingers of a hand 23kb
And six. Well it just sounds rude, doesn't it 29kb
Or it sucks and that still kind of works 18kb
(Kev kinda stumbles on the last part, not a typo LOL) After this debate, I might come and mingle you later on, meet some of you 35kb
Just remember, while I'm shaking your hand, inside I'm rolling the dice. 69kb
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